I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
The only normal people you know are the ones you don’t know very well.
When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
That Amazing Moment.. When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne.. But, The HeadphOnes Save Its Life.. ^_-
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke..
That ‘Awesome moment’, when you see someone’s status,and you know it’s aimed at you 🙂
Eight letters, three words, one regret. I miss you.
I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
Its awesome .. when some one understands u more than u..! 🙂
When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
The awesome feeling you get when people remember small details about you. 🙂
I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
That Awesome Moment, When You Find A Free WiFi In Public Places.. 😀
The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do.
Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
I miss your smile but I miss my own even more.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
I like crazy people, especially those who don’t see the risk.
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
I’m jealous of my parents, i’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
Best conversations always happen late in the night. 🙂
Honesty is the best gift you can give.
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<)
Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
I still miss him, I miss him, I’m missing him.
The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.
I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.
I don’t want to earn my living, I want to live.
Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shit.